Orkut invites

This used to be a post about getting invites to Orkut, Google’s social networking system. The post is no longer relevant.

619 Responses to “Orkut invites”

  1. Mokhtar Koleilat says:

    Are you still giving out orkut invites? If so, I’d really appreciate it if you could send me one.
    Thank you

  2. Christophe says:

    Please, can you send to me an invitation for orkut?
    Thanks,
    Christophe.

  3. Algos says:

    May I please have an Orkut invite

    [email protected]

  4. Sebastian says:

    I’ve tried MySpace and Hi5 but they are impossible. Lots of fake people and slow as hell. I would really appreciate it if you send me an invite to Orkut. I don’t have a good joke but I love this quote from Graucho: ” I must confess, I was born at a very early age. “

  5. Ken J says:

    can i get an orkut invite

  6. Andrew says:

    Please send me ORKUT invite. :)

    Big THANKS!

  7. Frank says:

    can you send me Orkut invite please
    : [email protected]

  8. Lotus says:

    Tell you a joke? Hmmmm. Well, I’ll try. A man and his wife were getting all warmed up in bed one cold night, when suddenly the wife quit cold, saying “You don’t seem to be aware of my personal needs. I need you to just hold me for awhile.”

    Well, thought the man, I’ve got to put a stop to this. The next day he took his wife to an expensive jewelry store on Rodeo Drive and told her to pick up anything she wanted, which she gladly did. When she had an armfull, she was ready to go to checkout. That’s when the husband said, “We’re not going to buy all this stuff. You should be aware of my financial needs. I just want you to hold this stuff for awhile.”

    End of the joke. Did it pass?

  9. Sher K. says:

    Woof, could you send me an Orkut invite?
    I want one because then i can send it to other people and take pressure off of your shoulders and give you a break. I googled “orkut invite” and all these phonies are about, so im hoping this isnt another phony. OH yeah, if you live nearby i’ll send you Christmas cookies. Here are some words of wisdom:

    “If your pants don’t fit, loose weight”

  10. stephen says:

    Hi there.. I was wondering if I can get an orkut invite from you. I know you want a joke or something from people requesting invites, so here is a quick one…

    what do you call it when you have your tonsills out?
    tonsilectomy

    what do you call it when you have your appendix out?
    appendectomy

    what do you call it when a girl gets a sex change?
    addadicktome…..

    lame but a joke none the less..

    bonus–longest word in english language
    pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanosilicachollyosis

    =lung disease from breathing volcano dust

    thanx….
    steve

  11. cody says:

    hey, if you have time, I would like one.

    name first: cody

    name last: ratliff

    email: [email protected]

    thanks alot.

  12. hawklittle says:

    hi there, is party off?

    Pls tell me if i could get the last one

    thanx

  13. tim says:

    Hi,
    if you are stilling providing invites to Orkut please consider one for me. I work in healthcare and am interested in the potential of using social networks like Orkut as a means of transfering knowledge on healthcare interventions amoung geographically isolated professionals.

    regards,
    Tim

  14. Ali akbar says:

    Can i get orkut because i know it is best

  15. pavan kumar says:

    hey anybody send me orkut invitation

  16. Sophie says:

    Hello!! Can u invite me to orkut??
    Thanks a lot!!!

  17. Pet_Reef says:

    hi, I’d like to test this famous orkut.
    please, could you send me an invite ?

    so i can invite al my gmail friends.
    Thanks.

  18. eva says:

    Hi .I would like to Orkut Invite, Please send to me at. thanks kisses

  19. eva says:

    Hi .I would like to Orkut Invite, Please send to me at. thanks kisses .SOrry (( [email protected]))

  20. reynaldo says:

    It would like to receive an invitation for the Orkut. I am thankful anticipatedly.

  21. Stan Ross says:

    Maybe by meeting new people I can keep my sanity. Or learn how to cope from separation/divorce from others. I hope to meet other single fathers that are out there, and learn from them. Thanks,

  22. Yura says:

    May be you will became my best friend :-).
    Thanks!

  23. Rob says:

    I have been looking for an Orkut account. I feel that an Orkut account could be very helpful in my connecting with other computer programmers and IT professionals.

  24. can you invite me? my mail is on google mail and my login is maciej.glombiowski

  25. cody says:

    I’ve been trying to get an invite to orkut forever. If you have any left. please send me one at [email protected]

    thanks, cody.