Thoughts, opinions and fascinating discoveries by Elliot, a student at USC
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Profile 6/29:
A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.
She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at her with a raised eyebrow and said, “Don’t kid me, Mom, I know they’re my feet.”
MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION:
“You better pray that will come out of that carpet!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL:
“If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week!”
MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY:
“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS:
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
Nine out of ten Americans agree that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine.
Colin Mochrie
Was in 6/13 profile:
One day I noticed my sister wasn’t wearing a watch. When I asked her about it, she replied, “I don’t need a watch. At home there’s a clock in every room, and in the car there’s a clock on the dashboard.”
Taken off profile 6/12:
“You know, it’s at times like these when I’m trapped in an
airlock with an alien and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young!”
Talk to my bot. He’s designed to answer Cybiko questions but can talk about anything.
I cancelled defi.tk. I couldn’t think of a good use for it. This site is basically everything for me. By the way, want to see my Cybiko site?
It’s been a long time since I’ve updated this little site. I decided I’ll post anything interesting here, much like my AIM profile. Here’s my current AIM profile (someday it will be gone and replaced by something else):
