Thoughts, opinions and fascinating discoveries by Elliot, a student at USC
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A Horse With No Name
Written by Dewey Bunnell, 1971
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
monkiegirl0102: yeah
gengar56: yeah
monkiegirl0102: im gonna go now
gengar56: yeah
monkiegirl0102: ok….
gengar56: yeah
monkiegirl0102: but im not signing off…..
A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband,
wearing a hat, to the photographer.
She asked the photographer if he could remove the
hat from the picture.
Pokemon: Coughing Koffing!
[They find a wild Koffing]
Ash: Pokeball, go! Yeah, I caught… Koffing!
Brock: Uh oh, Koffing’s coughing!
Misty: Let’s go to the PokeCenter.
Late one night during bad weather, the following was heard over the radio at an airport control tower:
Helicopter Pilot: “Tower, I’m holding at 3000 feet over Heli-pad 1.”
Second voice: “OH NO! I’m holding at 3000 over that pad!!”
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest
town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:
shienanigns: sorry
shienanigns: hey…i have a question…..
shienanigns: i have a lot of questions cuz ium a really daft person
gengar56: just ask the question already!!
shienanigns: ok…
shienanigns: uh….
shienanigns: OMG i forgot
shienanigns: o wait
“You see I come from a time way back in the ninteen hundered and seventies
When computers were used for two things
You either go to the moon or played pong”
enfinite 3k: check now
gengar56: toolazy
enfinite 3k: lol
gengar56: too lazy to type a space either
enfinite 3k: metoosoiwilljusttalklikethisfortherestoftheday
gengar56: whyonlytoday?whatabouttomorrow?
enfinite 3k: goodpoint,illdoiteverydayfromnowon
