Relkin1700: A cat AI!
Relkin1700: You can have your own -free- Cybiko-Cat!
jomifu99: really?
Relkin1700: No.
GarethTHEgenius: cat?
Relkin1700: Yes, cats!
Relkin1700: It is a fat orange one, but you can’t really tell that because it is only grayscale.
Archive for August, 2002
Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
wizardtim: it’s a creature i amde
wizardtim: amde*
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”“This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved
about in that time-management course you sent me to.”Continue reading ‘Responses If You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job’
When I remarked that this Friday is the longest day of the year, our receptionist looked puzzled and asked, “You mean it’s longer than 24 hours?”
One of my Dad’s retired friends spends nine months a year in Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Wisconsin, who had a key, had entered his home to check that everything was okay with the house. The house was a shambles and he called the police to report a burglary. The police officer reported: “The house appears to have been ransacked.”
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