Archive for September, 2002

Famous Mothers

MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your
father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest
smile you can give us?”

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Funny Phobias

Amathophobia: The fear of dust.Anananany: The inability to stop spelling
‘banana’ once you’ve started.

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No Giants - Michael Priebe

There are no giants in this land
No one to stand against His mighty hand
No need to be afraid,
No need to run away
There are no giants,
No giants in this land
No Giants by Michael Priebe

El carne de burro

Como el carne de burro,
Comes el carne de burro,
Comemos el carne de burro.
La balada del carne de burro por Lawton Pybus

Case Against Iraq

Bush said Hussein has broken every pledge he made to the United Nations since Iraq was defeated after invading Kuwait in 1990.”Saddam Hussein has defied the United Nations 16 times — not once, not twice, 16 times he has defied the U.N.,” Bush said. “The U.N. has told him after the Gulf War, what to do, what the world expected and 16 times he’s defied it.”

Insightful Words

“people are smarted than that”
Tom R.
It’s a reflection of witty minimalism, a pugnacious discontinuity, if you will, that stresses transition and diminishes totality. It’s a synergistic interaction that is, possibly, a conscious separation of geometrical perimeters, but more likely a resonant reverberation of a compressed, almost Byzantine, inventiveness.
Architectural Bachelor Digest

Bush Challenges U.N. to Show Some Backbone

How interesting to see old news articles with the benefit of 20/20 hindsight.

U.S. President George W. Bush called on the United Nations on Saturday “to show some backbone,” and confront the threat posed by Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.

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Joke: Check the Calendar; Work

A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours.

Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says: “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.”

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“As I said before, jready is stupid.”
Tom
“as i haven’t said before, tom is stupid”
jready