I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
jesus wears a bracelet that says WWCND- what would chuck Norris do?-
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died
Chuck Norris makes his internal organs pay rent
The day Chuck Norris was born death by roundhouse went up 200%
Zoo’s put up fences to protect the animals from Chuck Norris
The “c section” is named for Chuck Norris because he roundhoused his way out of his mothers stomach
Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside out so Chuck Norris gets the pleasure
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got it.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, He decides what time it is. C.N. Rules, more jokes please.
the president had a plan to end the war in Iraq to bad chuck Norris was busy that day