I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
Chuck Norris has a kitty….every night for a snack!
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris was going to send an email, but decided it would be quicker to run it over.
Crop circles are Chucks way of telling cornfields to lay the fuck down.
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands, there not virgin anymore
Theres no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just doesn’t like trailer parks.
If you are Googling up Chuck Norris and spell his name wrong, it won’t say, “Did you mean: Chuck Norris,” it will say, “Run while you still can!!!”
chuck norris doesn’t take medication for arthritis, arthitis takes medication for chuck norris