I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
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