I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
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Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
CHUCK NORRIS WHENT TO THE VRIGIN ISLANDS, NOW THERE JUST CALLED THE ISLANDS
chuck norris doesn’t have achin, under his beard is another fist
The only things that can cut diamonds are diamonds and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ mom called him Charles…once.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a condom, there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
hahaha I love these jokes.
1) Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2)Chuck Norris does’nt beleive in Germany.
3)Every night when the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4)Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.
5) Contrary to popular belief, the U.S is not a Democracy, it is a Chucktatorship