I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
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That one kid pretendig to br Chuck Norris is anoying.
Chuck Norris can do a wheele on a unicycle.
When God through Lucifer and his minions out of heaven he only spoke two words… Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so manly he once won Mr. Universe by flexing his eyelids.
chuck norris is strong
chuck norris did a one year tour in Iraq in 3 months