I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
the dinosaurs became extincted because of the chuck norrisaurus rex.there’s no steroids in baseball, just players that chuck norris breathed on.chuck norris eats sheets of metal in the mornig and shits out a tool shed at lunch.chck norris ate rice paper and shit out oragami and Mr. miyagi from the karate kid.scientists say that dinosaurs became extinct because of a giant meteor, this is true if you wanna call chuck norris a giant meteor.chuck norris doesn’t take showers, hetakes blood baths.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer, too bad chuck norris never cries
chuck norris doesnt open doors, doors open for chuck norris
When chuck saw the Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny He got his Revenge
while standing, chuck norris can easily weld titanium… and wood