Everything learned from mom, part 2

6/13/2002 by Elliot | Filed in Life | No comments

MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY:
“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS:
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA:
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone!”

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER:
“It looks like a tornado went through your room!”