Monthly Archives: September 2002

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I’m the Boss – a Joke

Here’s a joke I once copy-and-pasted from somewhere. My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that…Continue Reading…

Favorite Books on a Deserted Island?

Here’s a clever joke. G.K. Chesterton and several other literary figures were once asked what book they would prefer to have with them if they were stranded on a desert island. “The complete works of Shakespeare,” said one writer without hesitation. “I choose the Bible,” said another. “How about you?” they asked Chesterton. “I would…Continue Reading…

5-Second Program in Visual Basic: QuickJot

I made a program in 5 seconds with Visual Basic! QuickJot (2007-10-15 Update: This used to be at http://home.earthlink.net/~klee6/elliot/quickjot.zip, but it’s gone now.) (a readme is included)