I know they’re my feet

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A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.
She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at her with a raised eyebrow and said, “Don’t kid me, Mom, I know they’re my feet.”

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?
“This employee should go far, and the sooner the better”
“He has a knack for making strangers immediately”
“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room”
“A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens”