Famous Mothers

MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your
father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest
smile you can give us?”

COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve
discovered, you still could have written!”

MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Can’t you paint on
walls like other children? Do you have any
idea how hard it is to get that stuff off
the ceiling?”

NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, if you aren’t
hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take your hand out of there and show me.”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the
stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball
cap like the other kids?”

MARY’S MOTHER: “I’m not upset that your lamb
followed you to school, but I would like to
know how he got a better grade than you.”

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But it’s your senior
picture. Can’t you do something about your hair?
Styling gel, mousse, something…?”

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I
catch you throwing money across the Potomac,
you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

JONAH’S MOTHER: “That’s a nice story. Now tell
me where you’ve really been for the last forty
years.”

THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud
that you invented the electric light bulb. Now
turn it off and get to bed!”

PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you
think you have to go, young man, midnight is
past your curfew.”