MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY:
“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS:
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA:
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone!”
MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER:
“It looks like a tornado went through your room!”