I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!