Jokes

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

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One Response to Jokes

  1. mr.lego says:

    what do u call a cow with no leg’s? ground beef

    leave more jokes people

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