Larry the Cucumber in His Cheeseburger

The inspired lyrics.

He said to her, “I’d like a cheese burger…
and I might like a milk shake as well.”
She said to him, “I can’t give you either.”
And he said, “Isn’t this Burger Bell?”

She said, “Yes it is, but we’re closed now.
but we open tomorrow at 10”
He said, “I am extremely hungry,
but I guess I can wait until then.”

‘Cause you’re his cheeseburger,
His yummy cheeseburger,
He’ll wait for you, yeah,
He’ll wait for you, oh!

You are his cheeseburger,
His tasty cheeseburger,
He’ll wait for you.
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru ’till sunrise.
He may have dozed off once or twice.
When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s–
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such and offer?
He really needed something to munch!
Cheeseburger. please do not get angry!
He’ll eat and be back here for lunch!

‘Cause you’re his cheeseburger.
His precious cheeseburger.
Be back for you.
He’ll be back for you.
Won’t be so long cheeseburger!
Oh, lovely cheeseburger!
Be back for you.
Oh, he’ll be back for you.

‘Cause he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart!
And there ain`t nothin` gonna tear you two apart!
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees
to see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt!
And he would wash it off for you!
Wipe it off for you!
Clean that dirty cheese off, just for you…

You are his cheeseburger.

One Response to “Larry the Cucumber in His Cheeseburger”

  1. Beny Franklin says:

    wtf is this?

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