5-Second Program in Visual Basic: QuickJot
I made a program in 5 seconds with Visual Basic! QuickJot (2007-10-15 Update: This used to be at http://home.earthlink.net/~klee6/elliot/quickjot.zip, but it’s gone now.) (a readme is included)
Fat Orange Cat in Grayscale
Relkin1700: A cat AI!Relkin1700: You can have your own -free- Cybiko-Cat!jomifu99: really?Relkin1700: No.GarethTHEgenius: cat?Relkin1700: Yes, cats!Relkin1700: It is a fat orange one, but you can’t really tell that because it is only grayscale.
The Truth About Nutrition
Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British…Continue Reading…
Jokes
How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.” What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Missing Dilbert comic dilbert2002018286823.gif
Correction is the same as the mistake
wizardtim: it’s a creature i amdewizardtim: amde*
Bumper Stickers
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.Whitewater is over when…Continue Reading…