Pokemon: Coughing Koffing! [They find a wild Koffing]Ash: Pokeball, go! Yeah, I caught… Koffing!Brock: Uh oh, Koffing’s coughing!Misty: Let’s go to the PokeCenter. Nurse Joy: Coughing is bad.Ash: No, this is a good Koffing!Nurse Joy: I mean COUGHING.Ash: Ahhh… *falls over* [Team Rocket intro…]Meowth: Hand over your Pikachu!Koffing: *coughs* Koffing koffing! *cough*Meowth: Who are you??Koffing:…Continue Reading…
Late one night during bad weather, the following was heard over the radio at an airport control tower:Helicopter Pilot: “Tower, I’m holding at 3000 feet over Heli-pad 1.”Second voice: “OH NO! I’m holding at 3000 over that pad!!” Helicopter Pilot: “You idiot! You’re my co-pilot!”
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: Dear Hotel, I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my…Continue Reading…
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