I wanted to throw in a couple more funny Chuck Norris lines. “Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.” ” “Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.”
Q & A By Jeff Chu, Time Magazine, Annual Issue, March 20, 2006
Time: You’re a rare show-biz Republican.
Chuck: If I found a Democrat I like, I’d support him too. When
President Bush was Governor of Texas, I felt he was a strong leader.
And I felt he’d be a strong leader of the country. But I wouldn’t want
to be in his shoes for all the money in the world. A group in Texas
tried to get me to run for Senator, but I’ve got more important things
to do.
Time: Like being an online cult hero. There are these weird but wildly
popular sayings like “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
C: To say I’m surprised is an understatement. I take it as a compliment.
T: Do you even send e-mails?
C: I told you, I’m from the Wild West. I write by hand.
hitman may choke you whith fiberwire but chuck norris can due it whith his eyes
Chuck Norris counted to infinity….twice.
Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked Terry Shiavo into a coma.
Chuck Norris can speak braile.
I am Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube that is messed up and poop it solved.
Chuck Norris goes uphill skiing.
chuck norris doesn’t take medication for arthritis, arthitis takes medication for chuck norris
Theres no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just doesn’t like trailer parks.
If you are Googling up Chuck Norris and spell his name wrong, it won’t say, “Did you mean: Chuck Norris,” it will say, “Run while you still can!!!”
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands, there not virgin anymore
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris was going to send an email, but decided it would be quicker to run it over.
Crop circles are Chucks way of telling cornfields to lay the fuck down.
Chuck Norris has a kitty….every night for a snack!
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris does’nt drive cars around, cars drive chuck norris around!
Chuck Norris can make a parody of an instrumental
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“Whether they find life or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an empty planet.” – Chuck Norris
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Haha … Chuck is the Best
Chuck Norris has sex with men. not because he’s gay but because he ran out of women
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
dinosaurs went exstinct because of the Chuck Norrisauras but how did the Chuck Norrisauras go extinct….CHUCK NORRIS and how did he go extinct he didnt.
chuck norris sleeps with a night light.not because he’s afraid of the dark but the dark’s afraid of chuck norris
Me and Chuck Norris spoon every tuesday night
I think we all know that if we put Chuck Norris between the US and Mexico we won’t have any more immigration problems. Period.